B.O.R.E.D. #1 (alliteration-onomatopoeia-anaphora)
B.O.R.E.D. #2 (personification-simile-chiasmus)
B.O.R.E.D. #3 (polysyndeton-hypophora-imagery)
B.O.R.E.D. #4 (epistrophe-anthropomorphism-neologism)
B.O.R.E.D. #5 (assonance-metaphor-congeries)
B.O.R.E.D. #6 (rhetorical question-consonance-anastrophe)
B.O.R.E.D. #7 (hyperbole-anthimeria-epizeuxis)
B.O.R.E.D. #8 (juxtaposition-polyptoton-homoioteleuton)